Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"