Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

Joke: Yo mama is stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Dracula bit her and got diabetes.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.