Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."