Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.