Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.