Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!