Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.