Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: Yo mama so fat her scabs are in the shape of bacon

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.