Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!