Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.