Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she uses hair spray on her pet rabbit.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!