Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.