Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!