Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, they used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!

Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Big Foot in a headlock.