Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"