Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.