Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list

Joke: Yo mama so fat not even superman can lift her.

Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she log in to gta5 she got a 5-star rating.