Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!