Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and somebody yelled, "Taxi!"

Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Big Foot in a headlock.