Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.