Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!