Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!