Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.