Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?


Punch line: He could relate to the music. Can't touch this!


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?


Punch line: They have lots of natural logs.


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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?


Punch line: An algae bra.


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Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?


Punch line: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.


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