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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?


Punch line: An algae bra.


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Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?


Punch line: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.


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Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.


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Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?


Punch line: Nothing, he was 0K.


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Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?


Punch line: Do you know the square root of 81?


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