Math Jokes

 

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Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.


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Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?


Punch line: Do you know the square root of 81?


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Joke: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"


Punch line: He left a residue at every pole.


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Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?


Punch line: Multi-ply.


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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?


Punch line: He was two-tenths.


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