Math Jokes

Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."

Joke: Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.