Math Jokes

Joke: Three logicians walk into a bar and the barkeep asks "Do you guys want a drink?"

The first answers "I don't know."

The second answers "I don't know."

The third answers "Yes."

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?

Joke: Mathematicians and rappers have a lot in common.

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.