Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


Punch line: He worked it out with a pencil.


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Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?


Punch line: The directions said "Put in the oven at 180 degrees."


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Joke: Three logicians walk into a bar and the barkeep asks "Do you guys want a drink?"

The first answers "I don't know."

The second answers "I don't know."

The third answers "Yes."


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Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."


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Joke: Mathematicians and rappers have a lot in common.


Punch line: For reals?


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