Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?


Punch line: Multi-ply.


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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?


Punch line: He was two-tenths.


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Joke: Have you heard about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?


Punch line: He stops at nothing to avoid them.


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Joke: How did mathematics begin?


Punch line: With one man trying to find his x.


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Joke: A boy is looking up at the sky and sees something, but he doesn't know what it is. He asks his mother but she can't tell so she points him to his brother. But again his brother has no idea, so he points him to his father. Finally the boy asks his father, but his father has no idea either. So his father points him back to his mother.

At this point the boy knows what it is, because it takes 3 points to define a plane.


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