Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?


Punch line: He could relate to the music. Can't touch this!


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Joke: What does an extremely hungry mathematician order when he wants pie?


Punch line: Tau.


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Joke: Some students are supposed to prove all odd numbers are prime. The first student says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, and 7 is prime. So by induction, all odd numbers are prime."

The physics student doesn't like this so he says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error. So all odd numbers are prime."

The computer scientist doesn't like how long that method takes so he writes a program to test numbers for them. He runs the program and reads the output "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime."


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Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?


Punch line: It was the exp-function.


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Joke: Why were the Romans so great at algebra?


Punch line: X is always 10.


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