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**Joke: **Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"

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**Joke: **A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later he sees four people leave. When he is asked how many people are in the building he replies, "Well, if one person entered the house it would be empty."

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**Joke: ****Girlfriend: What are you doing?**

Mathematician: Just wrestling with these unknowns in bed.

**Girlfriend: What?!**

Mathematician: Yeah. Just a minute ago I was working out some models.

***Hangs up***

Mathematician: Oh you thought... Hello?

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**Joke: ****Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?**

Mathematician 2: Log cabin?

**Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.**

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**Joke: **What is a possible anagram of Banach-Tarski?

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