Math Jokes

Joke: What does an extremely hungry mathematician order when he wants pie?

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

Joke: A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called into the dean's office at a university. But the dean is called out of the office leaving the three researchers by themselves. Suddenly, a fire ignites in the wastepaper basket.

The physicist quickly says "I got this. All we have to do is lower the temperature of the material until it is below the ignition temperature."

The Chemist says "No, I've got a better idea. Lets take away the fire's oxygen supply so it doesn't have one of its reactants."

As they are arguing the statistician starts running around the room setting everything on fire. The other men yell at him "What are you doing?!"

He replies "I'm just trying to get an adequate sample size."

Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.