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Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
Girl: No...


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Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?


Punch line: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.


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Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.


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Joke: A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called into the dean's office at a university. But the dean is called out of the office leaving the three researchers by themselves. Suddenly, a fire ignites in the wastepaper basket.

The physicist quickly says "I got this. All we have to do is lower the temperature of the material until it is below the ignition temperature."

The Chemist says "No, I've got a better idea. Lets take away the fire's oxygen supply so it doesn't have one of its reactants."

As they are arguing the statistician starts running around the room setting everything on fire. The other men yell at him "What are you doing?!"

He replies "I'm just trying to get an adequate sample size."


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Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"


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