Math Jokes

Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?