Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?


Punch line: Nothing, he was 0K.


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Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?


Punch line: You might lose an i (eye)!


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: Girlfriend: What are you doing?
Mathematician: Just wrestling with these unknowns in bed.
Girlfriend: What?!
Mathematician: Yeah. Just a minute ago I was working out some models.
*Hangs up*
Mathematician: Oh you thought... Hello?


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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


Punch line: He worked it out with a pencil.


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