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Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.
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Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?
Punch line: He didn't want to get a differential operator. If he did he would disappear.
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Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?
Punch line: Because then you'll just have beer.
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Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.
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Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
Punch line: Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
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