Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Where do physicists get most of their supplies?


Punch line: The ohm department.


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Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.


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Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"


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Joke: Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

Student: I don't have a real limit, my potential is exponential.


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Joke: A stunning statistic, 3/2 of people are bad at fractions!


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