Math Jokes

Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.

Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Joke: Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.