Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?


Punch line: An algae bra.


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Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?


Punch line: They don't C#.


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Joke: A boy is looking up at the sky and sees something, but he doesn't know what it is. He asks his mother but she can't tell so she points him to his brother. But again his brother has no idea, so he points him to his father. Finally the boy asks his father, but his father has no idea either. So his father points him back to his mother.

At this point the boy knows what it is, because it takes 3 points to define a plane.


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Joke: Why is the life of a mathematician complex?


Punch line: They have imaginary and real components.


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Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.


Punch line: He had 200 when he rounded them up.


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