Math Jokes

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?

Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?