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Joke: A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later he sees four people leave. When he is asked how many people are in the building he replies, "Well, if one person entered the house it would be empty."


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Joke: Girlfriend: What are you doing?
Mathematician: Just wrestling with these unknowns in bed.
Girlfriend: What?!
Mathematician: Yeah. Just a minute ago I was working out some models.
*Hangs up*
Mathematician: Oh you thought... Hello?


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Joke: Why is the tan function so quick to differentiate?


Punch line: It ends in secs.


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Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?


Punch line: Pumpkin pi!


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Joke: x2 asks x3 if he believes in God.

x3 replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."


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