Math Jokes

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."

Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?

Joke: Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?