Math Jokes

 

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Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.


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Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?


Punch line: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.


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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?


Punch line: An algae bra.


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Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?


Punch line: They have lots of natural logs.


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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