Math Jokes

Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?

Joke: Have you heard about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?

Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?