Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"


Punch line: He left a residue at every pole.


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Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?


Punch line: Multi-ply.


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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?


Punch line: He was two-tenths.


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Joke: Have you heard about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?


Punch line: He stops at nothing to avoid them.


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Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?


Punch line: Nothing, he was 0K.


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