Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?


Punch line: Prime rib.


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Joke: Three logicians walk into a bar and the barkeep asks "Do you guys want a drink?"

The first answers "I don't know."

The second answers "I don't know."

The third answers "Yes."


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Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?


Punch line: The directions said "Put in the oven at 180 degrees."


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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


Punch line: He worked it out with a pencil.


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Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."


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