Math Jokes

 

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Joke: How did mathematics begin?


Punch line: With one man trying to find his x.


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Joke: A boy is looking up at the sky and sees something, but he doesn't know what it is. He asks his mother but she can't tell so she points him to his brother. But again his brother has no idea, so he points him to his father. Finally the boy asks his father, but his father has no idea either. So his father points him back to his mother.

At this point the boy knows what it is, because it takes 3 points to define a plane.


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Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?


Punch line: You might lose an i (eye)!


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Joke: Why are corners the best place to be when it's cold outside?


Punch line: It's 90 degrees!


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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