Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Why are corners the best place to be when it's cold outside?


Punch line: It's 90 degrees!


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Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: Yes.


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Little Johnny: My math teacher is crazy!
Mother: Why?
Little Johnny: Yesterday she told me that 6 is 3 + 3, now she tells us it is 2 + 4!


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Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.


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