Math Jokes

Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.

Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?

Joke: Why are there never any problems with the decimal system?

Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?