Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?


Punch line: It was prime real estate (20011 is prime).


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Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?


Punch line: Make snow angles!


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Joke: How did mathematics begin?


Punch line: With one man trying to find his x.


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Joke: Three logicians walk into a bar and the barkeep asks "Do you guys want a drink?"

The first answers "I don't know."

The second answers "I don't know."

The third answers "Yes."


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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