Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holla Lula!
Holla Lula who?
Holla lula! It's raining men! Hallelujah!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris coming off the hinges if you don't answer it!


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Joke: Knock!Knock! who's there Arch Arch Who EXCUSE ME!!


Punch line: this is optional, why am I even writing this!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!


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