Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? How about a year?
Of course!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You already forgot me?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!