Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.

Joke: Knock,Knock! who's there you me who no you not me i said me your suppose to say you! what! BOO! BOO WHO! im' not scared AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!