Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby I'll see you later!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?